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Mr. Forgetful wouldn’t be my first choice if someone asked me to choose the Mr. Men character I would like to be compared to. However recently my forgetfulness has become worse than ever and the consequences of this have started to infuriate me greatly.

I have always lost things throughout my life, coming home from school without a jumper, leaving a bag on the train or a beer at the bar.

Recently (like this morning) I managed to ‘lose’ my mobile phone. I was half way to work when I realised I didn’t have it so re-traced my steps which took me to my bedroom. I then got so annoyed because I couldn’t find it anywhere. Each of my possessions was carefully examined and moved military style from one side of the room to the other. Still no joy, then I look down the road, nothing. I would ring it – but I leave it on silent normally to avoid any late night drunken calls… Eventually I find it, tucked against the side of the bed under the valence.

Recently I have lost a film (containing some good photos), keys (multiple times), headphones (since found)… and left items scattered around the country at friend’s houses.

Maybe I should buy that book that is always in the small ads in most newspapers each week – with claims like “Remember EVERY person youve EVER met…” – (it’s called Adventures in Memory by the way – freephone 0800 298 7070!) Might not help with losing keys though.

After a wicked weekend (Friday @ movement – Saturday spent loafing around Notting Hill, chiling, drinking Brazilian beer (Brahma) at the Art’s Club listening to some nice acoustic guitar by a geezer from New York. Then mixing in Reading and a few hours at the Fez Club. Sunday was spent drinking some quality Apple Strudel vodka cocktails in Revolution (the only decent bar in Reading and it’s a chain bar – oh well… nice sofas)

First impressions of my digital camera are very positive! It’s great to be able to plug straight into computer and upload photos, also taking a lot more photos because I can really! And the memory card can hold 250 photos at the best resolution. One thing I didnt realise was that you can also record 30 second films on them – watch this space for some of those being posted up (Broadband users only 😉

I was quite disturbed to read this last night – looks like we only have a month to live before we are all going to drown. On a cheerier note – this latest production from the rathergood people is worth a look.

Once again, someone with far too much time on their hands has chronicled the Bible using lego….

Meanwhile, the Ark is an on-line reality gameshow. Don’t know much more than that…

The Internet Book List is trying to be the ultimate book reference on the net, in the same way that the iMDB is for films. Seems a little empty at the moment but it only started this year so worth giving it a chance to grow…

Of course if you want to buy books – you could do worse than use bookbrain , a comparision website which searches multiple UK online book stores and returns the best price – very useful to save a few quid.

As I mentioned last week – use bookcrossing and free your finished books from a life stuck on your bookshelf!….